Coming 2026 · iOS + Android
Your routine has been a disgrace. Sergeant Habit is here to fix that.
The habit tracker that actually yells at you. Streaks. Roasts. Grudging salutes. Every habit you skip is a personal insult.
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Most habit apps give you a gentle checkmark. We give you a drill sergeant who's personally offended by your laziness.
Streaks, completions, missed days — Sarge logs it all and brings it up at the worst possible moment.
Skip a habit and the notification will find you. No gentle nudges. No 'maybe tomorrow.'
Pull off a 30-day streak and Sarge actually salutes you. Don't get used to it.
Tactical sampler
“Drop and give me 50, Maggot. Or your streak dies.”
“ZERO habits today? Are you photosynthesizing, recruit?”
“You completed everything. I've seen worse. Much worse.”
“AWOL for 3 days? Did a slight breeze knock you over?”
“Thirty days. That's not a tear, it's tactical dust in my eye.”
“My grandmother lifts heavier than you, and she's been out of the service forty years.”
Whether you want to track every habit or just have someone yelling at you throughout the day — Sarge adapts.
Mode 01 · Active
Full habit tracking. Streaks, weekly goals, count-based habits, streak freezes. Sarge roasts you when you miss, salutes you when you stack a 30-day run.
Mode 02 · Passive
No tracking. Just Sarge in your pocket — pocket inspections, random roasts, motivational airstrikes. For when you want a drill sergeant, not a spreadsheet.
Pre-launch enlistment
One email. No spam. Just a salute when Sergeant Habit hits the App Store.
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